As life marches onward and I continue to get older (which is better than the alternative- says Michelle), I find myself saying things that I never thought I would say.

Here's a short list of some of the most shocking...

Kale, brown rice and turkey burgers, YUM!

When I was your age...

Can you turn that music down, it's WAY too loud.

Oh man! I'm getting too old for this!

Because I said so!

I'm so full! I don't think I can finish my dinner.

The concert doesn't start till 9pm! That is past our bedtime!


Some phrases that I hope to never hear come out of my mouth...

I'll have a DIET Dr. Pepper.

5am, yeah, I just naturally wake up that early.

No dessert for me please, I'm watching my figure.

Coffee...? Oh, no thank you. It will keep me up all night!

I just don't understand all this new technology.


I would love to hear some of your favorite phrases! Feel free to post them here or on our FB page


AuthorJustin Graves